Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa? .........use Techno vocabulary... It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method.
It is simple.
There are three columns of words involved, as follows:
0. Balanced 0. Management 0. Contingency
1. Total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or software)
2. Integrated 2. Reciprocal 2. Projection
3. Compatible 3. Monitored 3. Time-frame
4. Synchronized 4. Digital 4. Concept
5. Optimal 5. Modular 5. Programming
6. Responsive 6. Transitional 6. Mobility
7. Functional 7. Incremental 7. Capability
8. Parallel 8. Third-generation 8. Flexibility
9. Systemized 9. Policy 9. Options
Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability". Don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they are so they won't say anything!! ...
You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve "optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think of an "integrated monitored projection" (232).
Tuesday, 7 July, 2009
Wednesday, 17 June, 2009
Speech of DG Kashmir at UN
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about a rishi named Kashyapa of Kashmir (Kashyapa, son of Marichi, son of Brahma), after whom Kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there at that time.'
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
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“...............And they say Kashmir belongs to them..................”
A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about a rishi named Kashyapa of Kashmir (Kashyapa, son of Marichi, son of Brahma), after whom Kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there at that time.'
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
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“...............And they say Kashmir belongs to them..................”
Monday, 8 June, 2009
If MS has Bing Google has Squared
New Search Tool Google Squared Goes Live
Google Squared, a new search tool that Google described last month, is now live. Squared pulls information about members of a category from all over the Web and presents it in a table with rows and columns, instead of the series of page links typically returned by search engines.
A typical search on Google will return a list of relevant web sites, but users still have to visit ten to twenty Web sites to find information on complex questions, said Alex Komoroske, associate product manager for Google Squared in a post on Wednesday on Google's blog.
The experimental search tool Google Squared, on the other hand, collects information from different Web sites and presents it as an organized collection.
A search for U.S. states on Google Squared for example returns the names of the states in the first column, and pictures from the states, descriptions, the state's motto, information on population, and state birds in subsequent columns.
Users can customize the table to add a new column such as capital of the state or name of governor from a list provided, or add to the list.
The information on the grids on the table links to Web sites containng more detailed information on that particular aspect of the topic.
Users can also save the table using a Google account, and move on to the usual search on Google from within the same page.
The technology has just been released as part of Google Labs, and is by no means perfect, Komoroske said.
More info @
http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/166080/new_search_tool_google_squared_goes_live.html
http://www.google.com/squared
Google Squared, a new search tool that Google described last month, is now live. Squared pulls information about members of a category from all over the Web and presents it in a table with rows and columns, instead of the series of page links typically returned by search engines.
A typical search on Google will return a list of relevant web sites, but users still have to visit ten to twenty Web sites to find information on complex questions, said Alex Komoroske, associate product manager for Google Squared in a post on Wednesday on Google's blog.
The experimental search tool Google Squared, on the other hand, collects information from different Web sites and presents it as an organized collection.
A search for U.S. states on Google Squared for example returns the names of the states in the first column, and pictures from the states, descriptions, the state's motto, information on population, and state birds in subsequent columns.
Users can customize the table to add a new column such as capital of the state or name of governor from a list provided, or add to the list.
The information on the grids on the table links to Web sites containng more detailed information on that particular aspect of the topic.
Users can also save the table using a Google account, and move on to the usual search on Google from within the same page.
The technology has just been released as part of Google Labs, and is by no means perfect, Komoroske said.
More info @
http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/166080/new_search_tool_google_squared_goes_live.html
http://www.google.com/squared
Tuesday, 2 June, 2009
Article about elections in India on New York Times
“THE INDIAN ELECTIONS-NEW YORK TIMES”
It is truly the greatest show on Earth, an ode to a diverse and democratic ethos, where 700 million + of humanity vote, providing their small part in directing their ancient civilization into the future. It is no less impressive when done in a neighborhood which includes de-stabilizing and violent Pakistan, China, and Burma.
Its challenges are immense, more so probably than anywhere else, particularly in development and fending off terrorism -- but considering these challenges and its neighbors, it is even more astounding that the most diverse nation on Earth, with hundreds of languages, all religions and cultures, is not only surviving, but thriving.
The nation where Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism were born, which is the second largest Muslim nation on Earth; where Christianity has existed for 2000 years; where the oldest Jewish synagogues and Jewish communities have resided since the Romans burnt their 2nd temple; where the Dalai Lama and the Tibetan government in exile reside; where the Zorostrians from Persia have thrived since being thrown out of their ancient homeland; where Armenians and Syrians and many others have to come live; where the Paris-based OECD said was the largest economy on Earth for 1500 of the last 2000 years, including the 2nd largest, only 200 years ago; where 3 Muslim Presidents have been elected, where a Sikh is Prime Minister and the head of the ruling party a Catholic Italian woman, where the President is also a woman, succeeding a Muslim
President who as a rocket scientist is a hero in the nation; where a booming economy is lifting 40 million out of poverty each year and is expected to have the majority of its population in the middle class already, equal to the entire US population, by 2025; where its optimism and vibrancy is manifested in its movies, arts, economic growth, and voting, despite all the incredible challenges and hardships; where all the great powers are vying for influence, as it itself finds its place in the world.
Where all of this is happening, is India, and as greater than 1/10th of humanity gets ready to vote, it is an inspiration to all the World.
It is truly the greatest show on Earth, an ode to a diverse and democratic ethos, where 700 million + of humanity vote, providing their small part in directing their ancient civilization into the future. It is no less impressive when done in a neighborhood which includes de-stabilizing and violent Pakistan, China, and Burma.
Its challenges are immense, more so probably than anywhere else, particularly in development and fending off terrorism -- but considering these challenges and its neighbors, it is even more astounding that the most diverse nation on Earth, with hundreds of languages, all religions and cultures, is not only surviving, but thriving.
The nation where Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism were born, which is the second largest Muslim nation on Earth; where Christianity has existed for 2000 years; where the oldest Jewish synagogues and Jewish communities have resided since the Romans burnt their 2nd temple; where the Dalai Lama and the Tibetan government in exile reside; where the Zorostrians from Persia have thrived since being thrown out of their ancient homeland; where Armenians and Syrians and many others have to come live; where the Paris-based OECD said was the largest economy on Earth for 1500 of the last 2000 years, including the 2nd largest, only 200 years ago; where 3 Muslim Presidents have been elected, where a Sikh is Prime Minister and the head of the ruling party a Catholic Italian woman, where the President is also a woman, succeeding a Muslim
President who as a rocket scientist is a hero in the nation; where a booming economy is lifting 40 million out of poverty each year and is expected to have the majority of its population in the middle class already, equal to the entire US population, by 2025; where its optimism and vibrancy is manifested in its movies, arts, economic growth, and voting, despite all the incredible challenges and hardships; where all the great powers are vying for influence, as it itself finds its place in the world.
Where all of this is happening, is India, and as greater than 1/10th of humanity gets ready to vote, it is an inspiration to all the World.
- V Mitchell, New York, NY
Wednesday, 6 May, 2009
Monday, 4 May, 2009
The New site I came across
Internet has made learning easier now; this site is just an example of it. This is called coursehero; this is a social learning network where students can share their thoughts and opinions so as the other educational people.
ACCT 108 Lehigh University notes is available here, people who want Lehigh ACCT 108 Class Notes can just make a free signup and use this. This note is given by Professor Simmons and there is also an option for people to give feedback. There is also a forum kind of section where you can see what other people say about this site and how useful the materials are. This is such a nice kind of spreading education hope all the universities around the world does the same.
ACCT 108 Lehigh University notes is available here, people who want Lehigh ACCT 108 Class Notes can just make a free signup and use this. This note is given by Professor Simmons and there is also an option for people to give feedback. There is also a forum kind of section where you can see what other people say about this site and how useful the materials are. This is such a nice kind of spreading education hope all the universities around the world does the same.
The New site I came across recently
I recently came across this site, its summer time and we people really need really good tv programs to watch isn’t it. This site is called mytvoptions, where there are lots of options for your TV programs. They have HD, Sports, Movies, International, Special offers, Local Channels and TV Resources genres. The NTSC aspect ratio is 4:3 and the HD TV aspect ratio is 16:9.
They have rating for HD Service Providers Rating also, Direct T V is the rating topper, followed by Dish Network, Comcast, COX, Qwest and Other Cable service providers. The Satellite Directv is the best opinion and which provides futuristic and advanced fearture options to the customers
They also have poll for the service and also have easy hook up guide for connection your television's HD cable to the Direct Satellite TV box. They also have the list of channels that their satellite Direct TV supports.
They have rating for HD Service Providers Rating also, Direct T V is the rating topper, followed by Dish Network, Comcast, COX, Qwest and Other Cable service providers. The Satellite Directv is the best opinion and which provides futuristic and advanced fearture options to the customers
They also have poll for the service and also have easy hook up guide for connection your television's HD cable to the Direct Satellite TV box. They also have the list of channels that their satellite Direct TV supports.
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